Montrose: Second Fiddle
Well, now that Episode Twelve has come and gone, things are really starting to gather steam on our end. I know that you guys will be upset when the season is done in two episodes, but for us, it’s a goal that we’re trying to hit and a pretty cool accomplishment. We feel like we’ve told a fun story so far and we’re looking forward to how it’s going to wrap up.
The next month is pretty packed: as of now, we’re planning to bring a new short (maybe two), Episode Thirteen, a new podcast and lots of other cool features. I think you guys will enjoy what we’ve got cooking. But then again, we’re terrible at planning and like an antithesis to Ian Malcolm’s “Life finds a way” speech in Jurassic Park, things tend to find a way to kick us as far as our production schedule goes. That’s when life shows up and hisses at us and blinds us with its black gooey saliva of eye-pain.
Naturally, I assumed that releasing an episode would override any desire to read the next character bio, but clearly, you people are addicted. So, as planned, here’s this week’s installment of The Leet World character bios: Montrose.
Name: Montrose
Age: 29
Team: Terrorists
Position: Number Two, Sharpshooter
Born into a terribly wealthy family, Montrose was a boy much like any other boy in his neighborhood. Not only did he like shooting air rifles, playing hide and seek and making fun of others less fortunate than him, he also liked to play dress up and showed a penchant for interior decorating. Wait, that’s actually not like any of the other boys at all.
Montrose’s stinking rich parents were not around all that much, what with the various trips they had to take and the country club functions to attend, but when they were, they encouraged Montrose to pursue his interests, especially the lucrative ones. After his dad desperately pleaded with him to join his junior high lacrosse team, Montrose discovered something else about himself - he was kind of a bad ass. Sure, the boys liked to make fun of him for the way he talked, dressed and acted. But his aim on the lacrosse field was unmatched, and he had the physical prowess to really knock some of his peers down. This discovery lead to a surprising amount of confidence from the young fashion-obsessed preteen, and he developed a quick wit to verbally dominate those that would oppose him.
By the time he was in high school, Montrose’s feminine ways were generally accepted, but he longed to follow his heart and his dreams to attend a university where he could study design. Applying himself fully to the classroom, he graduated from high school one year early and at the head of his class. Many of Montrose’s friends would later describe him as one of the smartest people they ever knew, though he often hid it underneath sassy retorts.
While in college, Montrose soared through his general requirements, always breaking the curve in his classes. His one goal was to come away from school with a major in fashion design, and he even started a brief clothing line that he ran out of his dorm room titled “Jaguar Boots”. Montrose kind of has a thing for boots, owning upwards of 1000 pairs.
However, like most young lads do when they move away from home and go to an expensive school, Montrose became blindly devoted to a variety of political causes. Foregoing his studies to attend rallies and protests for whatever kids protest about, he soon left the college campus and flew overseas, in order to see more of the world with his own eyes. And this is when his life changed.
While traveling through third world countries, Montrose caught the eye of a vocal political figure known simply to the public as “The Jaguar”. The Jaguar was committed to bettering the society of poverty around him. His smart political rhetoric quickly endeared Montrose to him, and he was offered a job within the Jaguar’s staff as a general errand boy and wardrobe consultant.
However, things were not as they seemed. The Jaguar was more than a political figure - he ran an underground terrorist cell, striking various targets in order to promote his agenda. Montrose was quickly swept up into this world, fascinated by the people that he met, and the things that he saw. Over the years, Montrose rose through the Jaguar’s ranks to become the behind-the-scenes brains of the operations. He made plans, phone calls, oversaw missions, and helped the Jaguar with his hair and makeup before big speeches. During this time, he met Enrique, who became one of his best friends.
While many saw Montrose as a potential replacement for the aging Jaguar, there were many more who would be offended that such an apparently feminine man could be their leader. Besides, it was so embarrassing when he would sweat to the oldies wearing his pink high tops every morning around the base.
After the Jaguar passed on, Montrose was pushed out of the regime and sent on his way after another, more “manly” figure stepped into the mantle of the Jaguar, taking the name for himself. Montrose didn’t want to be the leader, but deep down wondered if he was really suited for the job after all. Heart broken and left with nowhere to go, both Montrose and Enrique traveled back to the United States in order to audition for a reality show that offered the chic terrorist a new hope for a new life- The Leet World.
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April 24th, 2008 at 12:59 am » Quote
You are right, we are addicted.
NEED MOAR NAO!!!!
NAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you have really thought this out. *nods*
April 24th, 2008 at 1:10 am » Quote
Well i must admit i didn’t see happening that he was an actual terrorist. Nevertheless nice bio lads!
April 24th, 2008 at 2:26 am » Quote
Montrose is awesome, you guys are awesome!
to be honest, due to Montrose’s quick wits and extreme shooting I love the guy, he is my favorite together with player (duuh).
Keep up the very good work, I’m spreading the word to all my swedish friends
April 24th, 2008 at 3:02 am » Quote
Cool, when can I act. LET ME
If I bring my pc to your place with unlimited broadbandz, can I? I bags player
April 24th, 2008 at 3:07 am » Quote
FOOL. Read the FAQ’s page. They dont want you!
April 24th, 2008 at 3:10 am » Quote
another good bio ^^ im looking forward to chet’s bio =]
April 24th, 2008 at 4:28 am » Quote
nice bio, waiting for chet’s i <3 the storyline of this movie xD and if u dun mind adding me. i have a few questions about video editing :]
April 24th, 2008 at 5:00 am » Quote
Great bio, i think this is the best so far, keep up the good work!
Yea me too, mainly because i have the feeling it’s going to sound a lot like my own life with all the drinking and partying
Oh and Ellis’ because he will probably have the most fucked up childhood of them all :p
April 24th, 2008 at 6:11 am » Quote
well after watching American Pie : Beta Delta it makes me want to see it soooo much more
April 24th, 2008 at 6:59 am » Quote
thinks will get beter
in time 
April 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am » Quote
haha, montrose is a good character, but hes not as funny without ellis
and vice versa, ellis is still by far my favourite char (ignoring the whole incest bit)
mostly coz his name is my last name, and his insults are the best
do Ellis’s Bio next
April 24th, 2008 at 8:34 am » Quote
the GAY!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 8:35 am » Quote
sorry but i mean thare is noo report off thet hes gay XD
April 24th, 2008 at 9:07 am » Quote
I hope there will be small episodes after this or a whole new season! pleas!
April 24th, 2008 at 10:08 am » Quote
hes like the gay superman
April 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am » Quote
Who´s Enrique?
April 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm » Quote
Enrique is the guy that they mentioned in the podcasts would be a jail guard at Italy in a deleted scene where Chet gets arrested. Having been old friends with Enrique, Montrose would be able to get Chet out.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm » Quote
Enrique is the Metro Cop guy in the old old promo for it. You can find it on youtube. And yes, we ARE addicted…..*twitch*
April 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm » Quote
dude i sooo wanna see player’s bio!
April 24th, 2008 at 3:32 pm » Quote
That was pretty cool. I wouldn’t have guessed that Montrose was rich. But something seems suspicious about the more “manly” figure. Also nice connection with Cortez saying that Montrose would become the leader of the terrorists if anything happened to him. Can’t wait for Westhiemers, his seems like it would be interesting.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:58 pm » Quote
hes 29???
April 24th, 2008 at 6:31 pm » Quote
Sweet bio No where near what I had imagined
I could of had 3rd Post! Something about enable cookies or something
April 24th, 2008 at 6:32 pm » Quote
Watch the Trailer on Youtube you’ll find out
April 24th, 2008 at 7:36 pm » Quote
No one is as gay as the Sharpshooter Montrose.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:41 pm » Quote
Yeah, cant wait for Ellise.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:42 pm » Quote
Surprised me as well
April 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm » Quote
Loved it.
Keep it up
Can’t wait for Cortez and Player
April 24th, 2008 at 9:46 pm » Quote
i think it surpised everyone x[
but thats a good bio
hoping to see Play3rs soon x]
April 24th, 2008 at 10:06 pm » Quote
I can’t wait for Ellis!
April 25th, 2008 at 12:28 am » Quote
lol. nice bio’s dude. CAN’T WAIT FOR PLAYER’S!!
April 25th, 2008 at 7:49 am » Quote
Hmm, nice u guys, wonder what happend with this “Enrique” guy perhaps he will show up in season 2 ?
There is going to be more seasons right guys ……. ?
April 25th, 2008 at 7:59 am » Quote
I don’t think you should put Enriqu on there unless you give him a big introduction. The only people would know what your talking about would be the people that saw the youtube trailer.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:01 am » Quote
Of course make him unhappy about the boots!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:13 am » Quote
Sick … I like taht he is the sharpshooter great idea… give us an update on Epi 13 soon y u guys are great KEEP IT UP
April 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am » Quote
@9 is not a surprise because he has a few wrinkles on his face when u look closely and his beard His huge
April 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am » Quote
this is wrong! i’m only 28 eddy!
April 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm » Quote
I’m stilling waiting for the episode when Ellis and Montrose kiss. Leet World needs a gay romance.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:48 pm » Quote
Enrique? Who the fuck is Enrique. lawl lawl!!
Hah.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm » Quote
I guess the fact he is on the terrorist team meant nothing to you?
April 26th, 2008 at 9:17 pm » Quote
haha, nice bio, I looke forward to the rest
April 27th, 2008 at 12:20 am » Quote
It’s interesting they don’t mention his homosexuality or teabagging. If you read this without seeing the episodes he seems metrosexual at the most. I can’t wait for Players bio too, im betting he ends up being 12 years old or something. Ellis’ will be funny too (if a bit creepy) I’m guessing, and Chet’s will undoubtedly be filled with booze and bitches. Keep it up guys, you’re doing a great job.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:41 am » Quote
Halfaren, i agree with that one
April 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm » Quote
omg release the Player bio!!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 5:35 am » Quote
so that is why montrose is a terrorist!!! XD
April 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am » Quote
awesome you guys, waiting for the favorite P14Y3R. my favorites are P14Y3R, Chet, Montrose, ellis, and Cortez. Th3 1337 W0R1D FTW
April 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm » Quote
can you make a mini series about montrose’ time as a terrorist and one about the lolcat plz
April 30th, 2008 at 3:20 pm » Quote
I SaY U nEeD 2 gEt rIDE of thAt StUpiD hEdban!!!11!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm » Quote
Why are you the most sharpshooter! Cortez could be wrong and just likes your f***en headband!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:36 pm » Quote
You play dressup? Are you gay?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:38 pm » Quote
Don’t lisen to them Montrose!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pm » Quote
*cough* NERD *cough*
April 30th, 2008 at 4:00 pm » Quote
U RITE Chet! M0ntr0se cAn B gAY.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm » Quote
I’m called Enrique
oh well, seems im gay then
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm » Quote
It is very reminiscnet of Fidel Castro’s biography.
The only difference is that Fidel was never feminine, and in the end Fidel did take “Jaguars” place.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm » Quote
awesome bio guys, sorry for being so late at comenting, i joined at EP 3, and just watched, and never comented, but now that the fanale is out and stuff, i just had to express myself
in a posative way 