Season 1, Episode 9: Satisfaction Guaranteed
Description:
The mysterious figure has come and gone, leaving behind a slew of questions- and a hefty bill. It looks like The Leet World contestants are going to have to get jobs to pay for the damage! But will a shadow of the past begin to rear its ugly head? And what’s gotten into Ahmad?
You can also download this episode in the following formats:
Please feel free to leave a comment below, or discuss this episode in the forums.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am » Quote
YEEES! YIPPi! it’s here! XD
February 1st, 2008 at 9:56 am » Quote
oOh my god you scared me there for a second i acualy thought player was dead puh..
February 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am » Quote
‘all your hat r belong to me’
best player line so far.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:31 am » Quote
I thought player was dead…. Player ftw!
February 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am » Quote
“Now he wants to know how it is to be a ghost.” -> “Bo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!1!!1!!”
XD
February 1st, 2008 at 11:25 am » Quote
I wub player hes the best!
February 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am » Quote
yay…haven’t seen it yet, but i don’t think i need to say ‘i hope it’ll be good’ because you always do a great job
February 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am » Quote
AW-SUHM. It was great.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:21 pm » Quote
Another great episode, but taking ages to load & download lads
February 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm » Quote
nevar get h4t =[
February 1st, 2008 at 1:44 pm » Quote
the best player line for me is VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA! MAKE PENIS BIGGER! LOSE WEIGHT!
February 1st, 2008 at 2:28 pm » Quote
Wow I thought player actually died for a second
February 1st, 2008 at 2:59 pm » Quote
[...] http://www.theleetworld.com/2008/02/01/satisfaction-guaranteed/ [...]
February 1st, 2008 at 5:17 pm » Quote
OMG!?!?!? lol i was nearly devastated lol….
i fort i had missed an episode ^^
February 1st, 2008 at 5:50 pm » Quote
WTF why did player die, i onlky watched first 10 seconds of it BUT WHY KILL PLAYER WHAT THE F**K
February 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm » Quote
very funny you scared the crap of me when u fake killed player
February 1st, 2008 at 6:12 pm » Quote
haha ummm, try watching it past the first 10 seconds, champ.
February 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm » Quote
=’( NeVAR GOt hAT
February 1st, 2008 at 6:43 pm » Quote
“bOoOoOoOoOo!!1!1!”
Good episode. Keep up the great work, guys.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm » Quote
dude THX GOD PLAYER DIDNT DIE I WAS SOOO SAD lol HES AWSOME PLAYER-CS
February 1st, 2008 at 10:12 pm » Quote
You guys should release a DVD or something…I need more episodes
February 1st, 2008 at 10:29 pm » Quote
Hahaha great episode. Can’t wait for the next one.
“Porcupines?”
Cortez said my name
February 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm » Quote
Player is ALIVE! Yes!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 11:36 pm » Quote
Cortez has the coolest fucking background……….
btw player rulez
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 am » Quote
ALL YOUR HAT BELONG TO US !!!!!1!!!!1one!!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 am » Quote
Finaly,Player serviver….
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 am » Quote
I only fond leetworld.com less than a week ago. DAMN! You guys really rock! I don’t know what else to say. I’ll wait for the next episode patiently. Thanks for being so badass.
-Sigma Tech.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm » Quote
Oh God, I laughed so hard. I thought Player was dead. xD
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm » Quote
Lovin it guys keep up the awsome work
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm » Quote
OMG go Player HAXOR
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm » Quote
that was awesome i love this show. cant wait till the next one!
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm » Quote
bahahaha
Do not read this filth to me…porcupines?
dude, i rhymed lolcats and tequila, your two favorite words!!!
keep up the good work guys
playerftw!
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 pm » Quote
I like the use of cs for a tv show but you pple are extremely unfunny. No offence, but I didn’t even crack a smile, you need to find someone who is extremely funny and let them contribute.
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm » Quote
Easy to lob negativity when you don’t have anything out there for the world to see, I guess. Show us your hilarious video, please?
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm » Quote
Hahahaha… this episode made me laugh so hard I blew out blood from my nose
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm » Quote
Because everyone’s a friggin critique!!
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 am » Quote
player says: Dear sir or madam: STFU N00B! KwIT cOMpLAi!niNG! Regards, Complaint division. best player line after all ur hat are belong to me XD
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am » Quote
great stuff, and great to get drunk to while watching as well.
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 am » Quote
I love Ahmad on the telephone, I’d say it was the best Leet World moment so far, but then I watch the other episodes and I want to say the same thing about them as well.
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am » Quote
Player FTW
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm » Quote
Google Domination!
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm » Quote
hell yeah this rocked!!
and goddamn! you had me going! i totally thought Player was dead :S
February 3rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm » Quote
CS will never be the same again… Great guys!
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 pm » Quote
well that was funny as always lol, again good job guys.
best quote so far “all ur hat r belong to me”
February 4th, 2008 at 6:44 am » Quote
Aww damn, i wanted that hat….
well, but you should do smth, like ahmad got viruses when he got the hacks, so he will turn up all against them, then Leeroy shoul like un-hack him…
February 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am » Quote
In Soviet Russia hat gets YOU!!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pm » Quote
OMFG finnaly it COMES
February 4th, 2008 at 11:08 pm » Quote
\/\/7|= 1 r \/\/4/\/7 \-|47! 1!!1!1
February 5th, 2008 at 3:31 am » Quote
That was another great episode on the quality scale, at a 95%, It did not have explosions or death.
I shall give you a happy face.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:11 pm » Quote
i may sound stupidly impatient here, but i need to know when is this next episode coming out?
you guys are awesome and i wish i had the know-how and talent to create an animated piece as well as this
February 6th, 2008 at 4:22 am » Quote
nice hat… …mebbY I SteaL?
bwahahaha.
Well done guys!
February 8th, 2008 at 3:42 am » Quote
Every episode is funnier then the last. Really great job guys. You can’t find quality entertainment on the web anymore but this site is the exception. I want a new episode everyday! But I’m being patient because I’m sure the next episode will rock.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:25 pm » Quote
Haha, ?-2008 R.I.P
Hehe
February 9th, 2008 at 1:27 am » Quote
Was this “filmed” on a ship? Everyone is bouncing and bobbing.
February 9th, 2008 at 1:54 am » Quote
havnt seen it yet but all the other vids rock!
February 12th, 2008 at 8:51 am » Quote
yes the leet world i great
February 12th, 2008 at 6:16 pm » Quote
I was actually sad when i thought player was dead-wow
February 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm » Quote
Amazing episode, i watched the first ten seconds and went “man, the player fanboys are gonna go mad”(dont get me wrong players one of my favorite characters XD) and then chet got shot in the shoulder and then i just laughed out loud xD
February 13th, 2008 at 8:18 am » Quote
hey WTF was that mysterios guy on the phone (ou and player don’t ask to try ur funurel again)
P.S.:GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm » Quote
absolutly amazing, just found you guys via the “day in the life of a turret” video. Watched all of the episodes, love every second, hilarious. You guys should have a Paypal donate link
February 16th, 2008 at 3:00 am » Quote
Dude I was scared shit less that player was dead. I was gunna quit watching lol. Dude hax = steroids now? Lmfao.
February 16th, 2008 at 3:01 am » Quote
Oh yeah and, give player his own spin off. “Player of Love” or something.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:54 am » Quote
i loved the back ground for Ahmad’s interview lol
he was a chick indeed - for being a traitor
February 18th, 2008 at 10:11 pm » Quote
God never make player look dead again!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 11:06 am » Quote
Well, What are you kids doing??? Plays with my guns???:D
February 20th, 2008 at 1:31 am » Quote
lol dude, ur a fag! theleetworld is awsome. next ep! next ep! next ep!
February 20th, 2008 at 1:44 am » Quote
omg! player wanna try to be ghost to ^^
February 20th, 2008 at 11:38 pm » Quote
=’( NeVar G0t hAT
February 26th, 2008 at 5:12 am » Quote
cortez says .. now let us start the customers satisfactionez
February 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am » Quote
poor player… didn’t get his hat..
now i’ll watch the tenth episode!
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 am » Quote
Why didnt you guys use a half life tombstone for player? Anyway really really good.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 am » Quote
I agree with Tim above. The episode was really good, as always, but you could have used better tombstone, when there is some original ones also
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 am » Quote
PLAYER MUST KILL AMAHD ORE WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS
March 6th, 2008 at 10:35 pm » Quote
I <3 Player. He owns all your asses xP. Zomg I hate school, bring Player to school!
They should have a holiday for Leet World. Should be called Leetness day.
Zomg bye.
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm » Quote
So hax = drugs ??????
March 31st, 2008 at 12:57 pm » Quote
YEH BRING PLAYER TO SHOOL HE GONNA KILL ALL THE TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH :@
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm » Quote
PLAYER FOR THE WIN
*negative* xD
April 9th, 2008 at 1:38 am » Quote
everyone loves player, i like chet ^.^
alcohol ftw /,,/
April 11th, 2008 at 9:32 pm » Quote
w00t Player all the way fav guy w00t i knew he wasnt dead… nice hat mebby i steal… VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA makes penis BIGGER! LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
April 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm » Quote
STFU KWIT COMPLAINTZ
haahhaah
April 16th, 2008 at 8:41 pm » Quote
ZOMG DEWD PLAYA IS SO KEWL I THOUGHT HE WAS TEH DEAD
KEWP UP TEH GOOD WOUK
April 16th, 2008 at 8:42 pm » Quote
ZOMG ME 2 PLAYA IS SO KEWL I LOVE YOU!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 8:44 pm » Quote
I AGREE PLAYA IS TEH BEST OF ALL!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:21 pm » Quote
“booooO0oooo!1!!!!!111!!1
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm » Quote
I love player, makes me laugh everytime
April 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm » Quote
=( i nevar g0t hat LOL
April 26th, 2008 at 2:27 am » Quote
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, THIS MOTHERS BURNING DOWN!
April 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm » Quote
=’( NeVAR G0t hAT
April 29th, 2008 at 10:43 pm » Quote
lol DESPERTA PHARO!
lol what the fuck does that mean.
its funny though.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm » Quote
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_cry:
April 30th, 2008 at 10:13 pm » Quote
I love PLAYER NOOOooOOO!!1!1!!!!
May 4th, 2008 at 11:41 am » Quote
Ahw-sum bro
May 6th, 2008 at 6:55 pm » Quote
U eva scare me like that again!!!!!!! i thought player was dead for a second since most series love to kill off the most favorite of charachters, I WAS ABOUT TO BE SO F’IN PISSED OFF!!!!!, but YAY!!!, hes not dead!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:42 am » Quote
player4tw
May 15th, 2008 at 2:26 pm » Quote
Ellis and his relatives are bunch of incestral freaks!!!
May 18th, 2008 at 12:56 am » Quote
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO GOD NOOOO WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY GOD DAMN IT AHMAD WHY DID YOU USE THE GRENADE GOD DAMN IT I HOPE HE GETS KILLED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU AHMAD
May 18th, 2008 at 1:18 am » Quote
Haha wow… even now, months after the episode is released and months after Player is still CLEARLY ALIVE in all of the subsequent episodes, people are still silly enough to watch the first 30 seconds of this ep and leave a screaming comment because they think Player is dead. It boggles the mind. Seriously, dude, pay a little bit of attention, would you?
May 20th, 2008 at 2:33 pm » Quote
Has no one yet asked Cortez where the hell he’s been? The fact that not even up to episode 13 has anyone inquired this is sort of baffling… I mean he was gone for 1 day, right? What did the T’s say when he got back? Was it, “……………….. Oh, hi……………..”. It’s as big of a deal as I’m making it, but it does sorta sadden me to think that no one on his team (or even the other team) actually cares about him.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm » Quote
*It’s NOT as big of a deal as I’m making it*
June 17th, 2008 at 10:53 am » Quote
oh man “now he wanted to know how it would be like being a ghost”
ROFL
June 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am » Quote
1- LEYROY
2- PLAYER
3- ChET
4- AHMED
5- CORTEZ
6-WESTHIEMER
7- MONTROSE
8- ELLIS
June 21st, 2008 at 9:10 am » Quote
1- Player
2- Westheimer
3- Leeroy
4- Chet
5- Cortez
6- Ellis
7- Montrose
8- Ahmad
June 27th, 2008 at 8:31 am » Quote
will we EVER hear chet’s poem? TELL US IN PART 3 OF TEH FENALIE OR NEXT SEASUN!! lol
July 1st, 2008 at 2:39 pm » Quote
Why the positions of Montrose and Ahmad change at the first part of the video?
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 am » Quote
lloloololoolollololloolololl “=’( still didnt get mai hat”
July 7th, 2008 at 1:29 am » Quote
Upload this on machinima every one thnks u ave finished making this series btw great job
July 15th, 2008 at 5:30 am » Quote
Great show, keep up the good work!½!!!½!½