Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret
If a turret bitches about its job and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You bet it does. “A Day in the Life of a Turret” catches two turrets on the job during a typical day at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the monotony that lies within. Enjoy!
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Also, expect the first screenshots from Episode Nine in the next couple of days.
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January 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am » Quote
Absolute brilliance.
“I wonder if there will be cake.”
“Fuck you.”
hahahahaha
January 18th, 2008 at 9:40 am » Quote
rofl!!! i wonder if there is going to be cake… fuck you! hahahah classic, good one
January 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am » Quote
that was awesome! cant wait until episode 9 of leet world
January 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am » Quote
That was funny. Nice work!!
January 18th, 2008 at 10:14 am » Quote
That was pro, nice one guys =)
January 18th, 2008 at 10:15 am » Quote
Incredible…
January 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am » Quote
Nice guys!
Can’t wait to the ep 9.
See Cortez kick more ass!
Wondring if he ganna recover from the blind XD
January 18th, 2008 at 12:14 pm » Quote
Nice! I hope the other guy (who made ADITLO Rage Cube) doesn’t think you stole the idea. They’re both pretty funny.
And thank you for not making the video just one whole Still Alive re-singing. Like some people would do.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:20 pm » Quote
It was great as usual.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:42 pm » Quote
Omg this is pure briliance real great humor in it, and like many said, we want ep9!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm » Quote
Absolutely amazing! Great work guys! You keep pumping out this great stuff!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm » Quote
LOLBEANS !
Great Short guys keep this going to Eps9 ! ! ! !
January 18th, 2008 at 1:14 pm » Quote
fucking great
January 18th, 2008 at 1:25 pm » Quote
I’ll see you in hell, Cube.. damn.. rofl’d all the way through!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm » Quote
Lmao, great as always.
Love the WarGames reference too.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pm » Quote
sweet vid dudes
January 18th, 2008 at 2:45 pm » Quote
You guys rock, that was kriffing awsome!
January 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pm » Quote
The cake is LIE a LIE!!!! lol nj love this game
January 18th, 2008 at 3:27 pm » Quote
Lol… “I wonder if their will be cake”
Can I ask who did the voices? SMFFTFW!
January 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm » Quote
Hey guys… did you know if you take the time and Digg it Ep9 will come faster… it’s true…
January 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm » Quote
You are perhaps my new favorite person. Sorry Nick, Daniel, Jeff… wife.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:56 pm » Quote
ROFL I wonder if there will be cake
Come out bitch
January 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm » Quote
My nickname have been Cake since HL1 came, so don’t ask -.-
Great work guys! I hope you make more of these, also I can’t wait for EP9
January 18th, 2008 at 6:52 pm » Quote
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha……..
January 18th, 2008 at 6:57 pm » Quote
There are so few videos I watch more than once, almost none. Even TLW episodes, which I of course very much enjoy, I haven’t watched more than once, but damn, this video is addictive.. I have seen it 3 times already and rofl’d every time.. Something is seriously brilliant about this video.
Keep up the addictive humor ^^
January 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm » Quote
Wow, very good. You took a game that was already hilarious and made it funnier. Made my day.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:10 pm » Quote
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January 19th, 2008 at 2:37 am » Quote
Sweet holy mother of god, the comments form has been down in flames for hours…
I’ve missed you, comments form. Come back to me!
January 19th, 2008 at 2:43 am » Quote
no shit, sherlock. Awesome, fuck you
January 19th, 2008 at 2:47 am » Quote
Nice VIOCE making xD ROFLCOPTER
January 19th, 2008 at 3:57 am » Quote
It was like media secks.
January 19th, 2008 at 4:03 am » Quote
This is the funniest video I’ve seen since that flea market advertisement.
January 19th, 2008 at 8:51 am » Quote
By the way, Office Space and War Games references are amazing.
January 19th, 2008 at 7:54 pm » Quote
May I ask what software you used to make their voices sound so similar to GLaDOS’?
January 20th, 2008 at 1:11 am » Quote
Is the companion cube’s script a reference to domination guy from Leet World?
Great stuff btw. But my heart seeks Ep. 9 more.
January 20th, 2008 at 6:10 am » Quote
awesome. love it. great movie-refs
January 20th, 2008 at 8:38 am » Quote
Great Job Guys… this is awesome!
Make a series!!
January 20th, 2008 at 9:45 am » Quote
Turrets can shoot bullets.
Cubes are not spheres
January 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm » Quote
what the shit. balls. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
LMFAO
January 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm » Quote
how about a torrent of the HD clip?
January 20th, 2008 at 10:39 pm » Quote
that was sweet…
great dialogues ;D
January 20th, 2008 at 11:39 pm » Quote
Owned Bitches! You like havin the cube on your face.Pooned
January 21st, 2008 at 6:20 am » Quote
[...] titolo originale è: Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret. Spero che TheLeetWorld pruduca presto un seguito di questo [...]
January 21st, 2008 at 10:25 pm » Quote
lmfao that was aweome great work
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm » Quote
Good job!! It is possible to have the texte?
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm » Quote
OMG, i think i nearly pissed myself laughing. That was great. Made my day
Thanks,
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm » Quote
Let’s all digg this amazing video, it’s a must-see!
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm » Quote
It’s already got a Digg article here:
http://digg.com/pc_games/Portal_Machinima_A_Day_in_the_Life_of_a_Turre t
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 pm » Quote
Dude that was some of the funniest stuff that I’ve seen in a while. Good job on the leet world videos too. You guys make me laugh no matter how shitty my day gets.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am » Quote
I also really like the reference to “WARGAMES” and “DEFCON” …How about a game of chess? Dude can’t stop watching this video.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm » Quote
that was purely amazing. ive watched it so many times. great stuff guys. love it!!!111!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 pm » Quote
I’m hurting I laughed so hard. Very freaking nice.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:01 am » Quote
[...] While the Portal turrets have a more eerie child-like voice, these coarse turrets are hilarious too! — Via Leetworld [...]
January 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am » Quote
“My turkey is dry”.
I almost choked!
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January 26th, 2008 at 7:48 am » Quote
Id love to know if I can get the backing track of this “A day in the life of a turret” brillaian clip. Very funny. But the weird music’s brilliant. whats the tune called please and again, where can I find it (without the turrets voices etc)….
January 26th, 2008 at 10:17 am » Quote
You should make one with GLaDOS! Oh please do! And I love the Turrets singing! Seriously
January 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am » Quote
OWN BICHIES, DOMINATED!!!
I still don’t get breath…
January 29th, 2008 at 7:11 am » Quote
I second the GLaDOS idea!! This made me laugh so much I weed a little bit.
January 29th, 2008 at 8:20 am » Quote
http://www.theleetworld.com/2008/01/21/nine-to-five/
January 29th, 2008 at 11:31 am » Quote
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January 29th, 2008 at 2:13 pm » Quote
amazing work, like usual!
btw, nice blog!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:21 pm » Quote
Griff = RvB traitor!
January 31st, 2008 at 9:01 pm » Quote
[...] Portal is easily the most beloved 2007 title for gamers. Especially judging by the vast ecology of tribute machinima and YouTube covers of “Still Alive,” the game’s surprisingly sweet theme song [...]
February 7th, 2008 at 5:22 pm » Quote
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
February 10th, 2008 at 7:20 am » Quote
Hi guys,
can anybody fill the gaps? These are the phrases I couldn’t catch.
“You know who I _______ last week?”
“Who?”
“The Companion Cube.”
“It scares the ______ people”
“______. Okay, I see you”
“Ask her if she’s still there”
Would be nice. thx
February 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm » Quote
“You know who I really into last week” <— not sure
“It scares the hell out of people.”
“ROFL. Okay, I see you”
February 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am » Quote
Can anyone give turret’s dialogs in 2.23PM scene…after
“I’m piss!!”
“About ___________________” untill
“This never happen at Black Messa”
and
“Did you see that android on the ______? Nice ass on that one”
and Companion Cube in incinerator scene after
“That’s gonna hot. I _____________ EVERYTHING!!! I WANNAAA!!!…………..”
“I see you in hell cube”
Pleasee!! Any help will appreciate.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm » Quote
Hi Anime Reunion and Goten. Can we move this discussion to the forum, rather than leaving lots of comments on posts here? Thanks.
http://www.theleetworld.com/forum/
February 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm » Quote
Im pissed
About the lst organic that God passed us?
No, I just tried to access my facebook account. It said the webside was blocked.
You didn’t see the memo. Facebook in my space are banned.
WTF. My Jetman score was so good.
I miss all my apps.
This would never happened at Black Mesa.
Not sure about that:
Did you see that android in the lunch time?
Cube scene:
That is going hot. I’m sorry for everything. Oh my god.
See you in hell, cube.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm » Quote
that is fucking amazing i LOVE it dude! “what should i say now? come out bitch.”
February 15th, 2008 at 8:39 pm » Quote
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